Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. Peter put his sleeve down again. including: What? They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. Demi, is that a bad thing?. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. Pete, that means youre up! Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. FRIDAY said. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? It's fucking beautiful. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. Tony looks baffled, maybe? Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Sensitive information and details from missions. Work Search: Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? It's my vanishing act." I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. #spiderson Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. "Peter you go first" Wade said. What the hell Pete?! But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. "C'mon, (y/n). Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. Tony, it's three in the morning. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. Ship? Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. You mentioned that.. Work Search: You expect me to do all the work?. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. Yeah?. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. Peter grumbled. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. Except Pepper. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Abe ringed the bell. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. Sorta, Clint says. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. Here's nice. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. Hah. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. Aunt May says and I shrug. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Then I limped home" Peter explained. 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Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. Avengers: completed "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Me? Clint looks over at him. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. It's creepy. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. Her locks dangle. "What! Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. Um, he says. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' MJ grinned. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? I don't know, Clint. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. He knows hers, too. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. See? Tony says and gestures at the circle they make, most of them slouched comfortably on the large pillows. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. Shuri After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. Okay? I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". Clint Barton/ Hawkeye Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" #unlimitedpride And Bruce?. Write by: . Scott questions and I smirk. Nat and Wanda took drinks. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6. Thanks, he says again. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. And yet, somehow not surprised. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Where did you get this tattoo!?" Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. 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Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. Okay! Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. She hasn't bothered with a glass. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. She's super badass. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda.